kyatt7:

I got Poker Night 2 recently, and was compelled to draw the bummed out Moxxi in the background.
(I’ve yet to play either Borderlands game - is she usually that depressed?)

kyatt7:

I got Poker Night 2 recently, and was compelled to draw the bummed out Moxxi in the background.

(I’ve yet to play either Borderlands game - is she usually that depressed?)

2 months ago on 07/16/14 at 10:41pm
via kyatt7

gunpowderandspark:

Moxxi as the new Gunzerker, but with a bit more flair and less brute strength.

… Yes.

Anti-honesty hour. Ask me anything and I will respond with blatant lies.

typhoonwizard:

ashle1:

if you were to label me as 

  • Lawful Good | Neutral Good | Chaotic Good
  • Lawful Neutral | True Neutral | Chaotic Neutral
  • Lawful Evil | Neutral Evil | Chaotic Evil

what would you label me

Put it in my inbox please. :3

(via kellancallic)

moxxxis ended up on the moon

misguided-wisdom:

moxxxis:

She vaguely considered petting the woman’s head for comfort, but she still didn’t trust her, even if they were friendly.

"If you need anything - contacts, supplies, a place to sleep - you let me know, alright darlin’?"

"I’d like a spot to sleep tonight, if at all possible. It’s a strain to sleep out on a bench." She said, sighing, and pulling her scarf-hood over her head. "I’ll sleep on a bar stool if need be."

No need, doll. I’ve got a room upstairs. Single bed, but it beats a bench. *Folding the rag in her hands, she gestured to the stairwell over in the corner.* I usually charge for board, but I’ll do you a favour. You can bring in a few crates of Ale in for me, hm?

moxxxis ended up on the moon ›

moxxxis:

misguided-wisdom:

"My combat expertise was requested by Hyperion. Seems they know when they are in over their heads. I hope that they will give us some weaponry to begin with- I would hate to give the enemy an unfair disadvantage." She said, motioning to the Kinetic Aspis and…

She vaguely considered petting the woman’s head for comfort, but she still didn’t trust her, even if they were friendly.

"If you need anything - contacts, supplies, a place to sleep - you let me know, alright darlin’?"

moxxxis ended up on the moon

misguided-wisdom:

moxxxis:

misguided-wisdom:

"I find it more abnormal that I have only found one. This is pandora, you know- Guns and blood are the planet’s main exports." She said, sighing and frowning. "…I’m not sure I’m going solo. I have heard that they have found 3 more to accompany me."

"More Vault Hunters? Hm." The bartender tilted her head, absently wiping the counter in front of her with a rag. "Who’re you working for, Athena? Heard there was a change of pace up there on cloud nine." Pointing to the ceiling, she referred to the Moon Base.

"My combat expertise was requested by Hyperion. Seems they know when they are in over their heads. I hope that they will give us some weaponry to begin with- I would hate to give the enemy an unfair disadvantage." She said, motioning to the Kinetic Aspis and the sword.

"So Hyperion recruited you for damage control, huh? Interesting." Moxxi leaned her elbows on the bar and rested her chin in her upturned palms. "You always were one for a fair fight. I do love watching you slice and dice… I’ve still got blood splatter on my boots from the first time."

moxxxis ended up on the moon

misguided-wisdom:

moxxxis:

misguided-wisdom:

"I have been attempting to amass an arsenal worthy of dwarfing the one that the Vault Hunters rescued me with. It sadly has not been… Successful." She said, downing the glass in one gulp. LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR. "The best I have done is found an Atlas pistol."

Arching a finely sculpted eyebrow, Moxxi hummed in thought and refilled the TRUE WARRIOR’S glass. “That’s no easy task, sugar. You know how long it took them to build up that collection? And you’re going solo.”

"I find it more abnormal that I have only found one. This is pandora, you know- Guns and blood are the planet’s main exports." She said, sighing and frowning. "…I’m not sure I’m going solo. I have heard that they have found 3 more to accompany me."

"More Vault Hunters? Hm." The bartender tilted her head, absently wiping the counter in front of her with a rag. "Who’re you working for, Athena? Heard there was a change of pace up there on cloud nine." Pointing to the ceiling, she referred to the Moon Base.

moxxxis ended up on the moon

misguided-wisdom:

moxxxis:

"That’s what I like to hear." Pulling up a bottle of gin, she poured the ex-assassin a glass. "Ellie? Haven’t heard from her in weeks. Love the girl, but I never have any idea what she’s up to. What are you up to lately, doll?”

"I have been attempting to amass an arsenal worthy of dwarfing the one that the Vault Hunters rescued me with. It sadly has not been… Successful." She said, downing the glass in one gulp. LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR. "The best I have done is found an Atlas pistol."

Arching a finely sculpted eyebrow, Moxxi hummed in thought and refilled the TRUE WARRIOR’S glass. “That’s no easy task, sugar. You know how long it took them to build up that collection? And you’re going solo.”

moxxxis ended up on the moon

misguided-wisdom:

moxxxis:

misguided-wisdom:

"Moxxi, my old friend. How has it been?"

"If it isn’t my favourite kitty. How are those claws of yours, Athena?"

"Sharp as ever. Do you have any Gin lying about? It has been a long trip." The ex-assassin said, setting down her equipment. "How about you? I hear your daughter has been seen about down on pandora."

"That’s what I like to hear." Pulling up a bottle of gin, she poured the ex-assassin a glass. "Ellie? Haven’t heard from her in weeks. Love the girl, but I never have any idea what she’s up to. What are you up to lately, doll?”